--> weak for girls in general

notchicken:

chekhov:

It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight

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holysmokesphan:

god bless luke cutforth

holysmokesphan:

god bless luke cutforth

official-kitten:

YOU wanna gO PUNK? YOU WANNA GO? TO the pARK ??? so we can hold hands and make oUt? Because you’re really cute

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

neatpotatoes:

a call i was never prepared for

neatpotatoes:

a call i was never prepared for

hotwhitegirl:

xenawarriorprincess007:

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."

FLUFFY JELLYBEANS

hotwhitegirl:

xenawarriorprincess007:

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."

FLUFFY JELLYBEANS

blinded-v0id:

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps

IF CRAMPS ARE THAT BAD I WANNA TAKE CARE OF WOMEN FOR A LIVING OMG

blinded-v0id:

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps

IF CRAMPS ARE THAT BAD I WANNA TAKE CARE OF WOMEN FOR A LIVING OMG

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

happydragonbreathesrainbows:

japhers:

silly comic with vampires and their human make-up artist friends

THIS IS SO CUTE

thewalkingmapal:

sizvideos:

Video

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING