It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight
god bless luke cutforth
YOU wanna gO PUNK? YOU WANNA GO? TO the pARK ??? so we can hold hands and make oUt? Because you’re really cute
My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow
a call i was never prepared for
"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"
"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."
This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.
my anaconda dont
Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??
probably thought it was just cramps
IF CRAMPS ARE THAT BAD I WANNA TAKE CARE OF WOMEN FOR A LIVING OMG
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
silly comic with vampires and their human make-up artist friends
THIS IS SO CUTE