realitytvgifs:

they’re so dramatic on bad girls club


super-mario-rpg:

pancakemilkshake:

violetlamp:

themes that dont show tags

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themes that dont show text

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themes where you can’t find the reblog button

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(Source: hasbro-official)



amazign:

one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’


But jesus fuck I’d swallow poison if it tasted like you.
(via extrasad)

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing


poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.


(Source: unclefather)


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dutchster:

so umm there was
wait
uhh there was this
umm so there was this girl
wait 
never mind
- me telling a story


(Source: sidegf)


fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded


westbor0baptistchurch:

*takes copious notes*

westbor0baptistchurch:

*takes copious notes*


donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish